I had this early meeting in Dayabumi today and I was already late. Since it was raining, the traffic at Jalan Kuching was quite congested. And do you know what is the one thing that none of us want during a massive traffic jam?
An upset stomach!
It was crazy. My stomach was already growling and it hurt so bad I could just drive to the emergency. I did so many things to distract myself. I sang, I rapped, I talked to the radio DJ, but nothing seemed to work. The cars were hardly moving.
So after 45 minutes struggling with the traffic, I finally reached Dayabumi. Leaving everything behind me, I rushed up the lobby looking for the restroom. The building now is in construction/renovation and they have blocked so many pathways that I couldn’t find any. So I decided to just go up to the office floors.
Lanyard! I left my lanyard in the car!
Oh my! No time to turn back. I can feel my face now turning blue. It must go, right now!
Dear God, please, please help me. I am a 30 year old woman and I have 4 gentlemen waiting for me in a meeting room, seeking for my professional advice on a very serious matter. I am too old for this embarrassment. No, not this kind. Not today…
Then miracle happened. Right in front of me, there she was. The moment I was so helpless, weak (from the stomach ache) and just when I thought nothing could save me from this life-time embarrassment, I saw a girl just a few steps away. Never seen anyone as beautiful. That girl saved my life.
I have never loved public toilets as much as I did today. I love you, toilet.
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